A conversations with my parents . . . translated and in time-lapse
Six months ago
Mom: So your dad and I are looking at getting another SUV, we told Richard (the mechanic) to start looking [for a used one]. When we get it, you can have the Explorer.
Me: Great, Rodger and I would be happy to buy the Explorer from you. I'll start saving up.
Mom: Gracie, we couldn't sell you the car, we'll give it to you.
Mom: Gracie, we couldn't sell you the car, we'll give it to you.
Me: Mom that's very generous but . . .
Mom: SssssssssT! Gracie!
You wretched ungrateful child, how dare you turn your nose up at a gift. Susmaryosep! Who do you think you are?!?!? Diyos ko!
Me: We'll talk later.
Me: We'll talk later.
Three weeks ago
Me: Hi Dad
Dad: We found you a car. . , it's really nice, it's a 2001 Lexus, with a . . . really clean engine. . . the only owner drove it until she gave up her license, after that it was in the garage. Richard has it at his shop. I test drove it, handles really nice. So we'll get it for you, OK?
Me; Dad that's really very generous but I can't accept a gift to us like that without talking to Rodger first. You know. . .
Me; Dad that's really very generous but I can't accept a gift to us like that without talking to Rodger first. You know. . .
Dad: What's there to talk about?
You wretched ungrateful child, we came this country with $1000 in our pockets so that you kids could have a better life. How dare you not accept our help.
Me: Thanks Dad, that's very generous of you.
Me: Thanks Dad, that's very generous of you.